There’s only so much caffeine can do when you’re dealing with a textbook Layer 8 issue. Whether you need an 11oz brew to get through the morning inbox or the full 15oz upgrade to handle today's unpatched human vulnerabilities, this ceramic coffee mug gets it.
Featuring a minimalist, face-palming stick figure, this mug speaks the unspoken truth of every cybersecurity analyst, sysadmin, and tech support hero: the firewall is perfectly fine, but Dave from marketing just clicked another phishing link. It’s the ideal passive-aggressive desk companion that lets the office know exactly why you're sighing. Plus, it's microwave and dishwasher safe—because you already have enough broken things to troubleshoot today.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, long-lasting printed colors
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
