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Funny Real Estate Agent Gift- "I’m not a magician, but I can make your lowball offer disappear" design- 14oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug with Lid

Funny Real Estate Agent Gift- "I’m not a magician, but I can make your lowball offer disappear" design- 14oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug with Lid

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A buyer walks in with a "renovator’s budget" and a "mansion appetite."

Whether you’re a seasoned Broker or a new Real Estate Agent just trying to survive your first open house, you know the pain of the dreaded lowball offer. This design is for the "Wildcards"—the agents who juggle unrealistic expectations and Pinterest-obsessed clients.

Perfect for your morning caffeine fix or as a desk accessory that warns clients you don’t perform miracles—just high-level negotiations.

Why it’s a must-have for the "Real Estate Life":

  • The Perfect Gift for Realtors: An ideal "Closing Gift" for yourself or a coworker who just survived a bidding war.
  • Sarcastic & Relatable: Targets the specific inner struggle of the real estate industry with a minimalist, edgy look.
  • Versatile Design: Looks great on our 11oz/15oz Ceramic Coffee Mugs,14oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug with Lid, or a Tote Bag for hauling those heavy lockboxes.
  • Faceless Branding: Featuring our signature minimalist style that lets the humor do the heavy lifting.

Product features

- 14 oz stainless steel body with glossy white enamel finish

- Inner plastic insulation for extended temperature control

- Spill-resistant snap-on cap with removable silicone string

- Full-color wraparound printing with vibrant, stipple texture

- BPA-free; hand wash only; screw-on bottom for added security

Care instructions

- Hand wash only

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