Put Us to Work

The Unseen Career Waiting Room

Listen, we know the drill. You bust your ass at a highly specific, totally essential job and the merch world rewards you with absolutely nothing. We’re here to fix that. Every neglected, unseen, and underappreciated career deserves its moment in the spotlight (or at least on a decent travel mug). Drop your job title and daily gripes below so we can get to work. We're on a mission to cover everyone eventually, but full disclosure: we are highly susceptible to bribery via dark humor. If your request makes us spit out our coffee, there is a very solid chance you are skipping right to the front of the line.

Note: We keep it clean. We're talkin' minimalist stick figures and edgy text. If you want a photorealistic oil painting of yourself operating a forklift, you're in the wrong place.