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Pharmacist/Pharmacy Tech Gift- "Everytime the fridge alarm goes off, my soul leaves my body." design- 13x13/16x16" Polyester Tote Bag

Pharmacist/Pharmacy Tech Gift- "Everytime the fridge alarm goes off, my soul leaves my body." design- 13x13/16x16" Polyester Tote Bag

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Your soul might have left your body when that medication fridge alarm went off, but at least your groceries don’t have to.

Whether you’re a Pharmacist, Pharmacy Tech, or Lab Technician, you know that high-pitched beep is the soundtrack to your most stressful shifts. This all-over print tote bag features our signature minimalist stick figure design, capturing the exact moment your spirit exits your physical form during a temperature excursion. Part of "The Frontline" collection, this bag is designed for those who work the "unseen" hours and deal with the high-stakes drama of cold chain management. It’s edgy, it’s sarcastic, and it’s large enough to hold all the "I’m fine" energy you have to fake until the end of your shift.

  • Two Sizes: Choose the 13"x13" for light errands or the 16"x16" for hauling your life (and sanity) to and from the pharmacy.
  • 100% Polyester: Durable and easy to wipe down—because pharmacies aren't always the cleanest places.
  • Minimalist & Edgy: A clean design that fits your voice without being "too much."
  • Multipurpose: Use it as a pharmacy work bag, a grocery bag, or a subtle warning to anyone who thinks your job is just "putting pills in a bottle."

Carry your trauma in style. Just make sure the fridge door is closed first.

Product features:

- Durable 100% polyester body that keeps shape and dries quickly.

- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength and longevity.

- Boxed corners for added storage space and structure.

- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in two sizes.

- Choice of five handle colors; medium-weight (200 g/m²) fabric.

Care instructions

- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

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